{"product_id":"dc09-jaws-no-lives-longsleeve-light","title":"No Lives Matter — Jaws-Inspired Retro Long Sleeve (Light)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis one isn’t political — it’s primal. \u003c\/strong\u003eThere’s no message here. No mercy, either. Just a cold-blooded apex predator doing what it does best. With towering retro block letters and a stylized shark, it pays tribute to the original movie monster that didn’t care whether you were a hero, a villain, or just swimming in the wrong place. It's nothing personal. It's just lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInspired by the insatiable killer shark from \u003cem\u003eJaws\u003c\/em\u003e (1975)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures bold retro lettering and a stylized shark attack graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA darkly humorous take on classic creature-feature chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for fans of vintage horror, Shark Week, and nihilist humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on soft tees, comfy long sleeves, and cozy sweatshirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":42688516587629,"sku":"22203148524122409857","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":42688516685933,"sku":"16785804511154105314","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":42688516784237,"sku":"28731610312667618238","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42688516882541,"sku":"90126671206976644683","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42688516980845,"sku":"51314218710913006728","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":42688516554861,"sku":"92451280381990106507","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42688516653165,"sku":"16595862449726829078","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42688516751469,"sku":"23377450904317312896","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42688516849773,"sku":"29533859377397722389","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42688516948077,"sku":"19650021661277066796","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42688517046381,"sku":"21160126394855942923","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/8699\/9149\/files\/7117402880368200578_2048.jpg?v=1759963015","url":"https:\/\/stashetees.com\/products\/dc09-jaws-no-lives-longsleeve-light","provider":"Stitches \u0026 Shenanigans","version":"1.0","type":"link"}