{"product_id":"lv10-fake-blindness-longsleeve-dark","title":"Fake Blindness? The Devil Made Me Do It! — Retro Long Sleeve (Dark)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShameless flirt, harmless pretext.\u003c\/strong\u003e A cool-as-hell cartoon devil and bold vintage lettering sell this pickup line with a wink, not a grab. It’s saucy, playful, and built for lean-in banter. If you enjoy making bold declarations without sacrificing style or charm, then this is the shirt for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy unisex cut; soft heathers that hold shape without cling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSunglasses, tail, and hand-inked curves for a pulp-cartoon feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLands on Valentine’s outings, comedy nights, and spicy first dates.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor the bold, the charming, and anyone fluent in flirtation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCue mischief, mayhem, and shenanigans—side-eye optional.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43913200107629,"sku":"22619514854195241769","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black Heather","offer_id":43913200173165,"sku":"30226259921692856905","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Cardinal","offer_id":43913200074861,"sku":"12194085689784226846","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43913200140397,"sku":"31030784058301338381","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43913200238701,"sku":"12916814626301190893","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black Heather","offer_id":43913200304237,"sku":"11528195548745181684","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Cardinal","offer_id":43913200205933,"sku":"26652111260008321085","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43913200271469,"sku":"16514022024140133719","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43913200369773,"sku":"28375572417778027171","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black Heather","offer_id":43913200435309,"sku":"26053875624366194800","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Cardinal","offer_id":43913200337005,"sku":"23277029104781276215","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43913200402541,"sku":"11488078572691529278","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43913200500845,"sku":"30377008364392490452","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black Heather","offer_id":43913200566381,"sku":"49548470556096152902","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Cardinal","offer_id":43913200468077,"sku":"26447863561074195599","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43913200533613,"sku":"26715294131620959835","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43913200631917,"sku":"27573057724210335936","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black Heather","offer_id":43913200697453,"sku":"29085689889745431444","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Cardinal","offer_id":43913200599149,"sku":"13453900678890487813","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43913200664685,"sku":"56017456980354645845","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/8699\/9149\/files\/14858389973040483514_2048.jpg?v=1769363760","url":"https:\/\/stashetees.com\/products\/lv10-fake-blindness-longsleeve-dark","provider":"Stitches \u0026 Shenanigans","version":"1.0","type":"link"}