{"product_id":"sh12-revenge-accidents-longsleeve-dark","title":"Revenge is Beneath Me (But Accidents Happen) — Retro Long Sleeve (Dark)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe ultimate slow burn for those with refined tastes and questionable motives. \u003c\/strong\u003eWhether you're a kitchen witch or just a master of passive-aggressive vibes, this design simmers with retro style and just the right amount of menace. After all, revenge is beneath you. But, accidents? Well, they've been known to happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures mysterious potions in a charming vintage kitchen setup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro-inspired font and warm, gradient tones with a lightly distressed finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft poly\/cotton blend that’s comfy enough for plotting (or pretending you’re not)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in unisex, women’s fitted, long sleeve, and crewneck sweatshirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA perfect gift for sarcastic cooks, cozy villains, or anyone with a flair for dark humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":42681269977197,"sku":"15445311986105572134","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":42681270272109,"sku":"11971942278617480699","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":42681270599789,"sku":"33899562926722744956","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42681270927469,"sku":"24119034470033047246","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42681271255149,"sku":"72108720008272114473","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":42681270075501,"sku":"33581127323950307945","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":42681270370413,"sku":"94508977476147836764","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":42681270698093,"sku":"17497675197500675427","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42681271025773,"sku":"11827651741346071209","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42681271353453,"sku":"29726457534447958979","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ S","offer_id":42681269911661,"sku":"25106012385689217193","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ M","offer_id":42681270206573,"sku":"24918149797278373534","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ L","offer_id":42681270534253,"sku":"16327897915094449793","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ XL","offer_id":42681270861933,"sku":"24169084245902342938","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 2XL","offer_id":42681271189613,"sku":"26136016146170126190","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":42681269944429,"sku":"19965646356396794521","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":42681270239341,"sku":"84038129532622418949","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":42681270567021,"sku":"20463955037638010755","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42681270894701,"sku":"18783377083556813134","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42681271222381,"sku":"65111524044486178251","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/8699\/9149\/files\/8587698376091912324_2048.jpg?v=1780291631","url":"https:\/\/stashetees.com\/products\/sh12-revenge-accidents-longsleeve-dark","provider":"Stitches \u0026 Shenanigans","version":"1.0","type":"link"}