Privacy Policy
Your secrets are safe with us.
We take your privacy seriously — even if we don’t take ourselves too seriously. Here’s how your info is collected, used, and protected when you shop with us.
🧠 What we collect
When you place an order, we collect the basics:
- Your name
- Shipping address
- Billing info
- Email (for order updates, not for sending you recipes or chain letters)
If you subscribe to our emails, we’ll send the occasional update, product drop, or clever nonsense — but we won’t spam you or sell your info to strangers in dark corners of the internet.
🔐 How we use it
We use your data to:
- Process and ship your orders
- Send you order updates
- Improve our site and your shopping experience
- Send promotional emails only if you opt in
We don’t share your info with third parties unless it’s necessary to complete your order (like our print provider or shipping service). No shady business, no selling your data.
🍪 What about cookies?
Yes, like every other site, we use cookies — but not the fun kind. These help us understand how people use our site and where we can make things better. You can disable them in your browser if you’d prefer a crumb-free experience.
🚸 Kids and privacy
This site isn’t intended for anyone under 13. If you're a child reading this, (a) wow, and (b) please go out and play before adulthood can drain all the fun out of you.
✉️ Want to see or delete your info?
Please contact us at Customer Support and we’ll take care of it. You're in control of your data — always.