Returns & Exchanges

Let’s be honest: no one wants to read a return policy. But, here you are, and here we go:

🔁 Can I return or exchange a shirt?

Every item is made to order, just for you — so we can’t accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes, color changes, or buyer’s remorse. Please check that size chart and double-check your cart before hitting “buy.”

🧵 What if something arrives damaged or misprinted?

That’s on us. If your item shows up with a print error, damage, or anything that makes you go “uh, no,” reach out within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right.

Send us:

  • Your order number
  • A clear photo of the issue
  • A quick description so we know what happened

You can reach us at Customer Support. Be kind. We’re real people. And we’re probably wearing one of the shirts while reading your email.

📦 Do I have to return the defective item?

Usually, no. We’ll let you know if we need it back for any reason — but in most cases, you can keep it, donate it, or turn it into a weird art project. Your call.

🕒 How long does a replacement take?

Reprints typically follow the same production timeline as new orders: 2–7 business days for printing, then shipping. We’ll send you tracking once it’s on the way.

⚠️ Need-to-know stuff:

  • We can’t offer cancellations or edits once an order is in production.
  • Items must be reported within 7 days of delivery for us to fix the issue.
  • We don’t issue refunds for minor color variations or design placement shifts — these are normal in print-on-demand apparel.

If you're not sure whether your issue qualifies, just ask. Worst case? We say no politely. Best case? We fix it fast and you keep wearing fun shirts made by strangers from the internet. Win-win.

❓ Still have questions?

That’s fair. Returns are weird. You can always Talk to a Human, or check out the full FAQ for more answers written by people who wear these shirts too.