A bold reminder that vegetables rarely lead to unforgettable nights. This retro-style design features a perfectly poured bourbon and a smug little salad, because we all know which one actually starts the story. Designed with vintage-inspired colors and subtle texture for a smooth, timeworn finish.
Retro-inspired illustration of bourbon and salad.
Text reads: “Because no good story ever started by eating a salad”.
Vintage-style typography with earthy tones.
Available on premium unisex tees, long sleeves, and sweatshirts.
Perfect gift for party animals, barflies, and anyone suspicious of lettuce.
