Not every beer is brewed with bitterness, but this design sure is. Featuring a frosty bottle and a jab that cuts deep, this tee is for anyone who likes their drinks cold and their humor colder. Ideal for bar nights, breakups, or anyone who’s dodged a few emotional landmines and lived to laugh about it.
Text reads: "I want beer as cold as your girlfriend’s heart"
Features a frosty, foaming beer bottle in bold vintage tones
Equal parts heartbreak and hops — made for breakups, bar nights, and brutal truths
Distressed print effect for a worn-in, classic vibe
Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for all-day casual wear
