Not every beer is brewed with bitterness, but this design sure is. Featuring a frosty bottle and a jab that cuts deep, this sweatshirt is for anyone who likes their drinks cold and their humor colder. Ideal for barhopping, breakups, or anyone who’s dodged a few emotional landmines and learned to laugh about it.
Text reads: "I want beer as cold as your girlfriend’s heart".
Features a frosty, foaming beer bottle in bold vintage tones.
Equal parts heartbreak and hops, and made for delivering brutal truths.
Distressed print effect for a worn-in, classic vibe.
Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for all-day casual wear.
