Meet the world’s least professional professional. This pickup line lands with a thud you can hear in the conservatory, while the cool revolver icon keeps the joke tidy. It's quotable, giftable, and gloriously inappropriate with just the right amount of wrong. Wear it when your charm is vintage and your aim is… questionable.
Soft cotton-blend to distract from a wandering eye and/or questionable past.
One minimalist revolver, one inappropriate pet name, and absolutely zero shame.
Great for casual occasions: date nights, romantic getaways, trips to the UN
Helps paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Wear it with glasses and a pipe for maximum Plum energy.
