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Yep, Two Corpses. Everything’s Fine — Clue Retro Tee (Dark)

Yep, Two Corpses. Everything’s Fine — Clue Retro Tee (Dark)

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This is war, Peacock! Yes, Colonel Mustard is a military man through and through. And when he’s not profiting off stolen parts on the black market, you’ll find him giving status reports that barely acknowledge the dead bodies. This one’s wrench silhouette anchors the reference while gallows humor rules the day.

  • Unisex heathered fabric | soft to the touch | quoting Kipling may follow.
  • Stylized wrench icon to keep you from looking stupid in front of the other guests. 
  • Built for interrogating butlers, searching secret passages, and dodging chandeliers.
  • Good for making omelets, breaking eggs, and pouring whiskeys.
  • Classified energy for anyone working on the secret of the next fusion bomb.
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