Desperate times call for… culinary compromises. This retro design is for anyone who’s ever stared down their own cooking and thought, “Eh, close enough.” It’s a tribute to low standards, questionable meals, and the kind of hunger that makes anything taste like victory. Wear it when takeout’s late, the fridge is empty, or you're just in the mood to roast yourself.
Vintage-inspired design with distressed texture
Soft, comfortable fit for daily wear or dinner disasters
Available in multiple unisex styles and colors
Makes a great gift for bad cooks and brave eaters alike
Guaranteed to make people laugh (or wince in sympathy)
