Not everyone is born with metabolism in their favor, and this design knows it. A wearable tribute to genetic injustice, it blends retro style with a wink of self-pity for anyone stuck with the short end of the double helix. This one is ideal for diet survivors, reluctant joggers, or anyone who’s ever screamed into a salad.
Premium soft cotton blend with vintage flair
Double-take design with bold DNA graphic
Great gift for fitness rebels and pun-lovers alike
Unisex fit, great for all body types (even dad bods)
