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You Need a Psychiatrist — Dorothy Zbornak Retro Tee (Dark)

You Need a Psychiatrist — Dorothy Zbornak Retro Tee (Dark)

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When Dorothy writes the prescription, expect a healthy dose of sarcasm. This design turns one of her coldest burns into a colorful visual punchline, pairing bold retro typography with a rainbow of pills that says more than therapy ever could. Guaranteed to work faster than cheesecake — and with fewer side effects.

  • Blunt force sarcasm aimed squarely at Rose
  • Pairs deadpan text with a playful pile of prescription-strength color
  • Bold retro lettering in layered vintage tones
  • For fans of dry wit, dark humor, and golden sarcasm
  • Printed on soft, breathable fabric, doctor not included
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