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Eat Dirt and Die, Trash! — Blanche Devereaux Retro Sweatshirt (Light)

Eat Dirt and Die, Trash! — Blanche Devereaux Retro Sweatshirt (Light)

Regular price $50.00 USD
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Nothing says Southern charm like a warm greeting… or a withering insult. This design captures one of Blanche’s most savage moments, delivered with the kind of refined fury only she could pull off. With bold retro lettering and a sassy pile of dirt to match, trash has never looked so stylish.

  • Blanche Devereaux at her boldest, sharpest, and sassiest.
  • Features a retro-styled dirt mound and that unforgettable side-eye.
  • Statement typography in sunset-inspired vintage tones.
  • For fans of snarky one-liners, Golden Girls drama, and passive-aggressive fashion.
  • Printed on soft, breathable fabric, no apology required.
  • Fit note: This style has a slightly tapered, slimmer cut; size up for a looser, comfy fit.
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