What started as a sweet song about Miami spiraled into an argument over word choice. This design captures Dorothy’s exasperated reaction to Rose’s lyrical suggestion —because the only thing worse than bad music is pretentious vocabulary. With retro typography, floating musical notes, and one gloriously obscure word, it’s a tribute to anyone who's ever lost their patience in 4/4 time.
Dorothy Zbornak’s lyrical limit, immortalized in vintage flair
Retro music notes set the scene for comedic chaos
Bold script lettering with tonal gradients and rhythmic flow
For fans of 80s TV, witty meltdowns, and language-based humor
Printed on soft, high-quality fabric, no piano required
