Sometimes the best advice comes with a side of caffeine and a slap of reality. This retro design immortalizes one of Sophia’s most savage one-liners, delivered during one of Blanche’s classic aging-related vanity spirals. Featuring a vintage coffee pot, a steamy mug, and a blunt dose of tough love, it's perfect for anyone who appreciates a good roast.
Direct quote from Sophia Petrillo, Miami's meanest life coach
Retro-styled coffee graphics and rich, earthy tones
Bold block lettering and vintage halftone shading
Ideal for fans of sarcasm, sass, and sitcom-level honesty
Printed on ultra-soft fabric — caffeine not included
