Some love stories end with happily ever after. Others end with dry heaving. This design captures one of Dorothy’s savage zingers, aimed squarely at her ex-husband Stan. With bold retro lettering, a signature scowl, and absolutely zero patience left to give, this design is perfect for anyone who's who's ever looked their past in the face and nearly lost their lunch.
Direct quote capturing Dorothy's boundless contempt for Stan
Oversized retro typography in red and blue with vintage halftone texture
Features Dorothy’s iconic deadpan glare in the “O” of YOU
Ideal for fans of sitcom sarcasm, post-breakup energy, and caustic clapbacks
Printed on ultra-soft fabric — emotional baggage not included
