Some people want a hug. You want a margarita. This shirt turns a bold demand into a polite self-care request, then garnishes it with a sneaky little lime that demands a closer look. Wear it when the day has been loud, the menu has been unhelpful, and you're about to solve both problems in one order.
Easy cotton-blend with a true-to-size fit you can actually survive happy hour in.
Comfort comes in many forms, including salted and served in a glass.
Works as a warning signal to your friends that you’re done being reasonable.
A shirt that pairs nicely with chips, salsa, and questionable decisions.
Warning: may increase the odds of someone ordering the exact same thing.
