Why hang up a sign when you can wear one instead? This clever Halloween tee spoofs the classic “Sorry We’re Closed” message with a zombified twist. Bold, cracked lettering in blood red pops against warm vintage tones, making it the perfect mix of spooky and stylish. Whether you’re undead or just unavailable, this shirt speaks for itself.
Retro-style “Sorry We’re Dead” sign parody
Bold cracked lettering in distressed red and tan tones
Subtle grain for authentic vintage texture
Easy-to-wear design with no costume required
Printed on soft cotton-blend tees and sweatshirts
Great for trick-or-treaters, haunted hosts, or undead introverts
