Beets by Schrute Parody Brand — The Office Retro Tee (Dark)
Beets by Schrute Parody Brand — The Office Retro Tee (Dark)
Aside from Assistant Regional Manager status, Dwight is all about one thing: beets. This parody design transforms his root vegetable empire into the sleek audio brand no one asked for, but that now exists in wearable form. Whether you're a fan of farming, faux luxury, or fictitious branding, this shirt is pure, undiluted Office absurdity.
- Inspired by Dwight Schrute’s all-consuming beet obsession
- Parodies a luxury headphone logo with a farming twist
- Hilariously off-brand — which is exactly the point
- High-quality print on soft, comfortable shirts and sweatshirts
- Available in unisex, women’s fitted, long sleeve, and crewneck options
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Got this as a gift and it was a hit. If you know a Schrute fan, this one goes hard!
Glad the gift was a hit, Scott. Thanks for spreading a little Schrute-inspired nonsense!
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Got this as a gift and it was a hit. If you know a Schrute fan, this one goes hard!
Glad the gift was a hit, Scott. Thanks for spreading a little Schrute-inspired nonsense!