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Beets by Schrute Parody Brand — The Office Sweatshirt (Light)

Beets by Schrute Parody Brand — The Office Sweatshirt (Light)

Regular price $59.00 USD
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Aside from Assistant Regional Manager status, Dwight is all about one thing: beets. This parody design transforms his root vegetable empire into the sleek audio brand no one asked for, but that now exists in wearable form. Whether you're a fan of farming, faux luxury, or fictitious branding, this sweatshirt is pure, undiluted Office absurdity.

  • Inspired by Dwight Schrute’s all-consuming beet obsession
  • Parodies a luxury headphone logo with a farming twist
  • Hilariously off-brand — which is exactly the point
  • High-quality print on soft, comfortable shirts and sweatshirts
  • Available in unisex, women’s fitted, long sleeve, and crewneck options
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