Beets by Schrute Parody Brand — The Office Long Sleeve (Light)

Aside from Assistant Regional Manager status, Dwight is all about one thing: beets. This design transforms his root vegetable empire into the sleek audio brand no one asked for, but that now exists in wearable form. Whether you're a fan of farming, faux luxury, or fictitious branding, this shirt is pure, undiluted Office absurdity.

• Inspired by Dwight Schrute’s all-consuming beet obsession
• Parodies a luxury headphone logo with a farming twist
• Hilariously off-brand — which is exactly the point
• High-quality print on soft, comfortable shirts and sweatshirts
• Available in unisex, women’s fitted, long sleeve, and crewneck options