For those moments when your phone battery hits 2% and your patience hits zero. This sweatshirt is a reminder that priorities are everything — and sometimes, people just don’t make the list. With a bold retro layout and just enough dark humor to raise eyebrows, it’s perfect for anyone whose sarcasm stays fully charged, even when their phone doesn’t.
Blunt, unapologetic, and delightfully heartless
Retro-styled typography in a bold power palette
Available for both light and dark t-shirts
Charged-up design for anyone running low on empathy
Great for gifting (or keeping) if you're the villain in someone’s story
