For those moments when your phone battery hits 2% and your patience hits zero. This sweatshirt is a reminder that priorities are everything — and sometimes, people just don’t make the list. With a bold retro layout and just enough dark humor to raise eyebrows, it’s perfect for anyone whose sarcasm stays fully charged, even when their phone doesn’t.
Blunt, unapologetic, and delightfully heartless.
Retro-styled typography in a bold power palette.
Printed on ultra-soft cotton-blend tees and sweatshirts.
Charged-up design for anyone running low on empathy.
Great for gifting... or keeping when you're the villain in someone’s story.
Fit note: This style has a slightly tapered, slimmer cut; size up for a looser, comfy fit.
