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Like a Frightened Turtle — George Costanza Shrinkage Retro Tee (Dark)

Like a Frightened Turtle — George Costanza Shrinkage Retro Tee (Dark)

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Do women know about shrinkage? They do if they watch Seinfeld. This design illustrates George Costanza’s most intimate dilemma. With vintage flair and a tragically shy turtle, it's a visual nod to the moment vanity met cold water… and came up short.

  • Nods to George’s infamous poolside predicament in Seinfeld
  • Vintage-inspired turtle illustration with strong emotional range
  • Great for fans of sitcom innuendo and memorable references
  • Soft, breathable shirts and sweatshirts that hold their shape
  • Printed for maximum longevity — no shrinking required

Want the story behind the reference? Read “Deep Cuts from the Seinfeld Universe.”

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