Hot coffee. Movie theater rules. Constitutional rights. This tribute to the legal vocabulary of Jackie Chiles captures the absurdity of Kramer’s latte lawsuit in retro type and courtroom-worthy delivery. Whether you’re spilling hot takes or just making a case with dramatic flair, this one speaks for itself. You get us one Seinfeld fan on that jury, and we rest our case.
Inspired by Jackie Chiles’ unforgettable rant on Seinfeld
Clean, punchy typography in courtroom cadence
Available in bold warm tones, cool tones, and mixed colorways
Works for any occasion: actual lawsuits not required
Printed on soft, breathable tees and sweatshirts that hold up under cross-examination
