You think you can keep Frank Costanza out of Florida? Please. He’s moving in lock, stock, and barrel. This Del Boca Vista tee immortalizes one of TV’s best rants: “We’re gonna be in the pool. We’re gonna be in the clubhouse. We’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep me out!” The psychopath convention has finally found its venue.
Inspired by Frank Costanza’s full-throated phone tirade
Retro resort postcard design featuring Del Boca Vista
Highlights the pool, clubhouse, and shuffleboard court soon to be seized
Ideal for fans of Florida showdowns and Costanza-sized overreactions
Printed on soft, breathable fabric — perfect for humid climates and heated disputes
