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You Only Like Me for My Breasts — Thanksgiving Retro Sweatshirt (Light)
You Only Like Me for My Breasts — Thanksgiving Retro Sweatshirt (Light)
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This turkey isn’t mad... just disappointed. With a side-eye that says it all, this retro-style sweatshirt roasts the season’s tastiest double entendre with pitch-perfect comic timing and vintage charm. A go-to for anyone who prefers their holiday humor a little saucy, and their poultry served with a smirk.
- Sarcastic turkey illustration with vintage cartoon flair
- Cheeky double entendre for grown-up holiday humor
- Great for pun-lovers, Friendsgiving, and awkward family dinners
- Pairs perfectly with dry stuffing and even drier wit
- Fit note: This style has a slightly tapered, slimmer cut; size up for a looser, comfy fit.
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